What IS a Raging Boner, Exactly?

and do I need one without realizing it?

Image from newsroom at fedex.com

One toe dips into my senior years
and still, the rabid email marketers
want to be sure I know:

“In a few days, you could have a raging boner.”

Try as I might to trash and move along
a feeble aging mind tends to wonder:
is this email…

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