I Still Have Great Legs

people prolly saying: “yeah, right!”

Pelvic thrusts . . . why I still have great legs despite being old and in a wheelchair.

A random man grasped my geriatric thigh in the elevator!

Once he began, he couldn’t stop himself. He continued feeling me up and down, surprised at how muscular these gams still are on an old gal.

I should’ve slapped down his fresh ass, but at sixty-eight, I find it hard…