Drawn to the Eyesore Next Door

haunted gander prompts shrieks galore . . .

Image by sergey platonov at Pexels

Drudging in my laboratory late last night
slayed by the urge for a slimy little bite
I tiptoe stealthily under strobing starlight
oozing tootsies slog through gooey parasites
intent to satisfy my growling appetite
I tiptoe steathily to my garden gravesite
slinging stray cats is my religious rite
if you disagree you’re too uptight…